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What is the worst date you've ever been on?

Jeez....hard to say after so many years of dating.

But the first worst date was when I was 19. My friend set me up with this guy...that she never met. She only knew him through a friend of hers. I should have known better, but I was game.

When I met him I was.....shocked, and not in the good way. He looked like hell, or maybe that just how people dress in nowhereland WI. He was wearing jeans that looked like they've been crumpled at the bottom of his hamper....for weeks, if not months. And he was wearing this cheap, black windbreaker that closely resembles a Hefty garbage bag that had holes cut out for his arms and over-sized head....which I might add, never wear more product in your hair than a girl would.

And I'm thinking....I spent 2 hour on my hair and drove an hour to meet him half way...for this??!! Uggh.

So, we meet up and he takes me to a basketball game. Grrrreat choice. *rolling eyes* The entire time I was just thinking of how the hell to get out of this date. After the game we're driving around, aimlessly. As we pass a forested area I casually ask, you think there are any dead bodies buried in there? It would be the perfect place for a body dump.

Needless to say...I think he got the point. :)